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Reho Rap Newsletter
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Your October Rap has begun it's final approach into the wonders of South America. Before landing, we would like to draw your attention to the 'For Your Eyes Only' and 'Break Out of the Office' sections found in your seatback pocket. They include a special United offer, Club Med announcement and some rather fantastico deals. Captain Karsten has now turned on the disco lights. Please ensure your sense of fun is firmly secured and your thirst for adventure is in the fully unbridled position.
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Welcome to Rap, the Musical...just kidding! The last thing you need while you're trying to immerse yourself in travel is someone breaking into corny song. We know, we’ve seen Momma Mia. But for some bizarre reason catchy, corny song connections just wouldn't go away this issue. So if you'd love to rock the kasbah with Karsten, taste a slice of heaven with Hayley, have a beer with Alisa, or even just call to say "I love you" from anywhere in the world and save 70% on your mobile, you'll be right at home.
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You may remember in our last issue that we made an executive decision to show global gloom the door. Well it seems to have done the trick because glimmers of hope are being spotted all over the world of travel. Even the airlines are expecting their frowns to turn upside down come 4th quarter this year! As for Reho, it has been, and always will be, about travel experiences that make a wonderful difference to your life - and the lives of others.
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Happy New Year...and we intend to keep it that way, Someone had to show global gloom the door, so this month's Rap is splashed with lashings of bright colours, feel good stories, upbeat adventures and groovy competitions. We've even found a hotel that deals in nothing less than beaming smiles! So grab the nearest white dove, twist open an ice cold Pure Blonde and take a little time to remember that it really is a wonderful world out there.
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Giddy up folks! Spring Carnival is in full swing! 50 days of frocks, suits, hats and champagne-courage bets on technicoloured pony rides. Even better, much of it while the rest of the world is working! But when it's all over, can you really wait another whole year for such fun and frivolity on a workday? Don't get stuck in the stalls - or your office cubicle. Cast your well trained eyes over this month's Reho Rap for the hottest tips, reports, hotels and sure bet favourites, those earlybird specials.
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The past few months at Reho Travel have been busier than Stephanie Rice’s Facebook page! The dust has finally settled, so we’ve wrapped up the best bits for you to savour in the comfort of your inbox – fantastic new travel services, consultant reports, client feedback, amazing hotels and holiday specials ranging from Queensland to Rio Carnival and Egypt. Plus, you get to meet our four new golden girls of travel. So don’t wait for the starters gun. Dive in, swim around and we’ll be here in the stands if you need a quote or any helpful advice.
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So you think you can dance? That's ok, neither can we. Team Reho prefer to show off our robot dance moves in distant, exciting and anonymous destinations. That's the wonderful thing about travel - you can do things you'd never try at home without fear of judgement embarrassment or being kicked off by a less than impressed audience of peers. Winter is on the way, the Aussie dollar grows mightier and oh so many great deals abound. Maybe it's time to step onto your dream dance floor too. Go on...no-one's watching.
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And just so it stays that way, we're kickstarting February with a bundle of hot specials and insider news guaranteed to keep those back to work blues at bay. From hanging with Orangutan's and skiing with Kiwi's to shopping in Hawaii and sleeping with beauty's, everything has been carefully selected to turn grimmest of office frowns completely upside down. In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion might sleep tonight, but Karsten's home with some roaring tales and a flock of photos to dig your claws into.
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December is here with all our favourite summer follies! Backyard bbq’s and festivals will abound, while grumpy kids and sleepy mums pile in the 4am Dad Express bound for the coast. 80,000 sports fans will scream at men playing with a little red ball in a park, while 80,000 women scream at each other as the department store doors burst at the seams. And, of course, a large jolly Scandinavian fellow will touchdown in 35C heat wearing a red felt suit and black leather boots. No wonder the turkey's are nervous!
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Your RehoRap is now sporting a trimmer, tauter and fresher look with more cosmetic enhancements than a Baywatch Reunion Special. Now you can dive into exclusive offers, fantastic holiday ideas, tempting tales and breaking news all with a quick scroll n' click. They say a change is as good as a holiday. We say, our Rap readers deserve both! We hope you enjoy your new look Rap, and would be delighted to hear your feedback and suggestions.
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So what do get if you cross a horse owned by a travel agency with an Egyptian Sphinx? Rehopatra of course. Oookay. There’s cruises for culture, causes for kids, rooms for romance, and airline beds for, well, doing absolutely nothing but laying about flat on your back. Best of all, we’ve got…sand! Duneloads of it - beneath the palms of Phuket to the ends of Egypt; from the beaches of Broome to the deserts of Dubai - working it's way between the toes of some of the world's most exotic, mysterious, hedonistic, inspiring and naturally gorgeous sights, sounds and scents.
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Do not adjust your monitor! That’s just steam forming on your screen from all the sizzling hot, spicy and exotic delights in this month’s Rap. “Be gone winter weather!” we say. Time to toss out the chilly, and bring on the chilli, as Lydia goes cooking in Northern Thailand and Kathleen laps up Laotian life. For some sultry Latin rhythms, head back to Colombia with Karsten, where 25 years ago he almost became South America's Tom Hanks in his own version of The Terminal. Then tempt yourself with our Ultimate Indulgence tour that kicks off in the cigar, rum and salsa haze of hedonistic Havana.
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Ahoy mates! The crew of the Pasha Rapper here, Seems our tanker-sized June issue has beached itself in your inbox, fully laden with cargo that most travellers will only ever dream about! We tried airlifting crew members to seaport destinations around the world for help – Hong Kong, Kangaroo Island, Helsinki, and London - but they return with nothing but lavish tales and glowing smiles. Captain Karsten even swam off to Panama, mumbling something about learning how to dig us a canal - then spent all his time lapping up exquisite coffee, Caribbean island beaches and lush mountain rainforests.
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After a hectic start to the year, we rewarded The Rap with a holiday over April at a cyber retreat for emails. Eating tofu, being twisted into watery-eyed yogi poses, “hommmm”ing and chanting gives a newsletter plenty of time to ponder the importance of balance, especially in today’s busy travel world. Take our destination of the month for example. The yin of the beautiful, silent, haunting Nevada desert keeps the yang of raucous, bright, crazy Las Vegas from going completely bonkers. Yet in the stunning eco-beauty of Costa Rica, Karsten finds signs of man’s excesses beginning to mess with nature’s scales. Just as importantly, our own 21st century travel habits need to weigh up.
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If it’s travel related and starts with a letter, chances are you will find it in this months amazing alphabet Rap! A is for airline and antelope, B is for Burma, and a beach to elope. C is for crocodiles and cool competitions, while D is for destinations and duplicate bookings. E is for elephants and Eskimo digs, F stands for farmers and ‘pay Five nights, get six’. G is for Greenland and “gosh we’re doing well”, H is for head scratcher holiday hunger hell. I is for igloos and J for Japan, K is for kids – we can give you a hand. Then there’s Luxury, Maldives and Need It Now! Before O for “Ohh no, we missed a letter – holy owl”. There are Porters, Qatar and client charmer Ria, even sushi on snowboards, and wild Tanzania. You'll find UV rayed beaches to work on your tan, Wildebeest migrations and X-ray luggage bans. Y because we like you and we're running out of corny rhymes, but not before a Zulu and a zebra make their way into our lines.
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Summer is supposed to be a time to forget about the stresses of work right? Well according to some of the Reho staff, there hasn’t been a moments grace over the past few months as taskmasters Ros & Karsten cracked the whip and sent these valiant troops on Herculean missions to the far reaches of the globe. Each was given strict orders not to return without a bounty of travel tips, tidings, tattles and tans. You can read these poor souls tales of incalculable hardships, which include sipping champagne on luxury cruisers, lounging around King Suites, jetskiing, dining with Paris Hilton and things we can’t mention in a family newsletter.
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Are you feeling tired, irritable, and unfulfilled? Does heading back to work make it worse? If the answer is “yes,” you may be suffering from Post Silly Season Depression (PSSD), a condition experienced by millions of office workers and students around Australia. But, there is hope! In 2007, The Rap will take your mind away to the happy, fun exciting world of fantastic new holiday destinations, special deals, the latest news, insider tips, great competitions, and much, much more.
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As it's almost Ho Ho Ho o'clock we thought it would be nice to end the year with a few Christmas Carols. If you know the tunes, don't be shy, sing along out loud...a one, a two, a one two three...
"Dashing through Beijing, in a taxi not a sleigh, Karsten hit the Wall, Now he's back to have his say.
Great news for mum and dad, we'll make your spirits bright, travelwithkidz has just been launched, so call us for advice.
Airline news, airline news, at 30,000ft, Oh what fun it is to ride in United's first class seat, hey!
Need a rest, need a tan, some pampering and some fun? Check out our deluxe hotels, they're basking in the sun, hey!"
"Liss was dreaming of a sun-bleached Queensland, just like the ones the brochures show,
Where the pool tops glisten, and the waiters listen, for 'cocktails please', from the pool below."
"Bali nights, Arabian nights, A Rockies drive to catch the sights,
Break out of the office, with mother and child, Club Med have a deal, where the kids can run wild,
Half price and games never ceeease, So you get some heavenly peace."
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With the eerily familiar hum of Jingle Bells and Winter Wonderland already sneaking through the department store speakers, we are officially declaring this issue of The Rap a Christmas free zone. You won’t find a reindeer within a thousand miles of our hot and spicy November offerings.
Destination of the month is balmy, spicy Malaysia. With 2007 marking fifty years of nationhood, it’s the perfect time to check out this diverse country. Hayley gives us her impressions of Langkawi and Kuala Lumpur, where she relaxed for a few days before hitting Hong Kong to compete in the women’s market shopping Olympics. Meanwhile, Frostie The Snowman is the only one not smiling about the great specials to Bali, Fiji and the Aussie Outback.
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We’re just waiting for the field to get settled for the biggest event on the Spring Racing Carnival calendar, the Reho Rap Newsletter Stakes. In the Rap Stand the girls are mingling with Australian sporting elite, impressing the judges with their glamorous tales of Croatia, Sydney, The Whitsundays and Wilsons Prom! And back on the track...they’re off! Airline News jumps out of the gate with exciting stories about Reho Sydney, Qantas, and extra Virgin fights to London. Destination of the Month starts to move around the inside ridden by Los Mexicana in the sequined poncho and sombrero. At the halfway mark it’s Sleeping Beauties, carrying 10 of the world’s hippest properties. But wait, there’s a protest against Head Scratchers for bad news at the airport! At the stretch it’s Break Out of The Office carrying Hayman Island, the delights of China and more. It’s a photo finish folks! We’ll have to go to our fantastic new competition 'Take A Moment' for a winner.
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It's September, so we know what that means, right? Backs-against-the-wall footy finals time! In this issue, we’re digging deep, working together as a team, and going the extra mile to give you something to really cheer about. There’s all kinds of exciting news and deals going on around the ground and up in the air, including the launch of Virgin Blue ‘live2air” TV, so you won’t miss a single moment of the action, even at 40,000 feet. Our 'best and fairest' award goes to one of the greats of the ancient game, Morocco. It was all over the park today – Destination of the Month, Sleeping Beauties, and a sterling performance in Alisa’s ‘I remember when’ report. If you can’t see this legend in action in North Africa, try the Gold Coast Moroccan substitute sitting on the Break Out Of The Office bench.
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This month’s episode of The Rap has more bold and beautiful characters than daytime American soap opera. Forget Ridge, we’re talking Bulgarian mountain gypsies. Why settle for a Hunter, when you can take an African safari? And who wants to wade around a Brooke when you can cruise on the Caribbean? And the bizarre plot lines have more twists and turns than an Eastern European contortionist convention. If hotel activities has you yawning with visions of paddleboats, table tennis and mini golf, maybe it’s time for a little dog sledding or piranha fishing before lunch. This month we reveal the world’s top ten quirky hotels. And if you like to boo and hiss at the shady bad guys, take a look at our story on scam artists lurking in world of online travel. Whether you’re young and restless, or time is ticking away like sand through the hourglass, the August Rap is for you, because these are the days of our travelling lives.
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Happy New Financial Year! We may not have won the World Cup, but there are reports of wild celebrations across Australia as wacky accountants and payroll officers congo through the streets, cheered on by excited junior administration clerks showering them in general ledger and reconciliation sheet confetti. A scary image, but nothing compared to what might happen if they get their hands on the exciting holiday statistics in this months Rap. Our destination of the month is geographic wonder Nepal, home to 29,035 ft Mt Everest. This Hindu haven is back on the tourist map, and intrepid consultant, Liss, gives us her first hand insight. Hayley has the scoop on Munich, a city with an even more impressive record of 280 litres of beer consumed per person each year. Oh, and apparently they don’t mind their soccer either. Plus summer holiday deals to beat the winter budget blues.
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Here we go, ole ole ole, Lament not bleary-eyed night owls, we might have lost to Brazil, but there's plenty of other small screen spectacles to cheer about this week. The Wallabies beat England, we have a new golf champ, and now your June newsletter is here! To kick off this months issue, we've got stories from Asia, hot holidays to Kewl destinations, and the launch of our brand new online hotel system - dare we say, your bookings will never go into extra time again! And by pure co-incidence, we've also thrown in some football faux pas' and a taste of destination Brazilian.
Lucky those World Cup organisers have delayed the Croatia game until hysteria about The June Rap dies down. If you see something you like, please give us a call, shoot through an email, or pass it around to friends...before everyone jumps on the bandwagon!
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All good things must come to an end...in this case 4-day weeks! The Rap took April off to top up the tan, so we're back feeling refreshed and stuffed with goodies to help you beat those five-day week blues. There’s a Fijian treasure chest brimming with islands, a bounty of excuses to Break Out Of The Office, spicy nibbles Malaysian style, and a sail around the Andaman with Captain Ria. We also packed some tips on snapping strangers in the street – sorry, not half as devious as it sounds – plus a host of airline news of the urgent, exciting and quirky kind. In the meantime, if you’d like to speak to the team, you can find us in the office campaigning for a National holiday to commemorate the end of National holidays.
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Xin-chou, Namaste, Konnichiwa, and while we're at it, G'day! Pack the poppadoms and don't forget your chopsticks, because we're off to Asia this month. Along with all the regular Rap menu dishes, we'd like to draw your attention to a feast of spicy chef specials cooking below. For starters we recommend the Destination of the Month, exotic Vietnam, complimented by a truly inspirational story from Reho client Janine Hendry, with a side order of mouthwatering specials and tempting resorts. For main course, we suggest you start taking more photos than a Japanese wedding party watching kangaroos do the Harbour Bridge climb. The 2005 photo competition winners might be off to Sapporo, but the 2006 prize to India is still sizzling on the hot plate just waiting to be gobbled up. If you can make room for dessert, then wrap your laughing gear around Karsten's encounter with the abominable snowboard in the mountains of India. And because you'll be hungry again in an hour, we've slipped in a serving of Spanish touring from the Briagolong School of Fine Art.
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We're baaack! No, not a ghoulish Poltergeist, just Rap the friendly newsletter. But you want to see something really scary? Look at the top – February already! Which means it's been two months since you took a peek at the latest travel news, destinations, and eye-popping deals. We can only hope the Ghost of Christmas Past was good to you in our absence. A hair-raising assortment of goodies this month including the launch of American Express points redemption with Reho Travel; some exciting news on the airline front; Karsten learns how to say hello in Hindi, but less successfully in Cow; loads of Earlybird travel deals; a look at one of the hot destinations for 2006; and many more supernatural surprises. What did you say kid? "I see travelling people"? Then it must be time to bust those holiday blues. Who you gonna call?
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Re Ho Ho Ho everybody, It’s that time of year again, when we find ourselves out on the street, post-Office Christmas Party, wearing someone else’s neon bulb reindeer ears, wondering why passing taxi drivers keep turning off their ‘Vacant’ sign. Not that the Reho Team would know anything about that sort of behaviour! We have some exciting "presents" under the Reho Rap tree for you, including our beautifully wrapped new domestic online Self Booking Tool, tips to help you haggle for a bargain (although we can’t guarantee they’ll work for your Chrissy shopping at Myer) and lots of reports from people lazing around on beaches around the world. We don’t want to spoil all the surprises so go sneak a look for yourself before we break into the carol singing.
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As scary as it might sound, welcome to Spring! And what better way to slip into the season of blossom and rejuvenation than with a well earned holiday to ease you along the same path. Did you like that little marketing connection? In this issue, you'll find some great travel reports from our globetrotting staff, holiday deals, news, answers and a whole lot more to tempt your travel tastebuds, including the launch of our new competition to win a trip to India! Thankyou to everyone who offered their valuable feedback on our spiced up newsletter. From the responses we've received so far it seems the new format has the thumbs up.
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